fml

my parents laughed at my video.

I KNOW LA, it's too funny.

told you it'd make a good joke :/

and tried to sound knowledgeable, saying i did not use my diaphragm enough. RIIIIIIGHT.

anw i'm both tickled and abit pissed.

i bet i know what the person wanted to write "Please..." then cancelled.

should be something like PLEASE STOP MOVING YOUR HAND. who are you trying to call?

sjp.

:/

i REALLY inherited alot of bad traits.

this awkward hand moving thing. check.

socially-inept. check.

refuse to join in group stuff. check.

awful!

i hope my kids don't inherit such bad traits next time. they might hate me. like, mummy! it's all your freakin' fault i'm weird. people all think i'm antisocial/shy when i'm NOT!

i hope such things are double recessive? HAHA.

p.s. i don't see why you have to add me to msn. obviously there is nonsense involved thus you want to add me right? if not, you won't go around messaging girls. :/

*against guys who message girls on fb pretending to be zj.*

**if you are zj, you wouldn't be messaging girls on fb**

random: it would have been better without it.

i know it's difficult and at times, might not come out the way you wanted it to sound but yea, maybe you shouldn't have included it at all. or at least, minimally?

cuz' it was abit jarring and at times random. reminds me of sore thumb, so extra.

random x2: I DID NOT S/U!

i hope i get at least a B. RUBBISH.

i mean B+.

my gpa is too chui to be saved with just a B. OH GAWDDDDD!

B+ LAAAAAAA.

pray more.

icee... hmmm.

inclass... hmmm x2. secretly, quite pleased but i d'no what's the class average but confirmed got A+ one lor. bitch.

HAHA. jealous!

ya, people get A+ then buey song la. nobody called me a bitch when i got A+ for 301 and mced the test. (clever right? fall sick at the right time) ANW, probably have la - people going who's this bitch? so sly!

*inserts WOOOOO emoticon i.e. what jason calls eyebrow machiam spasm*

don't you know? be it good news or bad, you don't shoot the messenger?

sorrrrryyy!

i'm a bitch la, forgive me ok?

probably alot of people S/Ued. hmmm. even i feel sorry for myself that i GG the thing, then others how? HOW?

random aside: usually people would AT LEAST act humble and say i don't know if i would do well... i secretly (not so secret anymore) roll my eyes at people who confidently say YEA i'm intending to take it next sem. i heard it's easy to do well and with my ability, no problem (:

YEA you and what ability? let me listen to you first. i'm a most critical audience; i am not easily impressed. if i am actually looking at you/looking up, you are good. if i'm just giving the buey song face/texting, it means you belong in your bathroom. STILL.

i think i might be buey song if i hear myself. like, wah this bitch thinks she's very good? act jazzy. bitch! confirmed GG.

bye! parents offering more fries to screw my voice.