they call me quiet girl but i'm a riot!

i've got ethics essay (to agonise over... whether to hand in a sub-standard piece of nonsense for 10% or to rewrite it) and cesim lined up HENCE this will just be

UPDATES

1. clever bitch! to get shortlisted for pwc.

p.s. i sincerely feel pa shortlistees are not counted. maybe cuz i hate one of them freakin' alot.

p.p.s i meant bitch in a good way. i'm happy for you!

2. i'm secretly happy that slut didn't get shortlisted for pwc. HAHA. she thinks other firms are WAAAAY beneath her expected 1st class.

bitch.

p.s. it's not a secret anymore.

p.p.s i meant bitch in a not good way.

3. there are some people who are surprisingly clever! 深藏不漏!

or maybe they just look stupid.

i d'no.

but the good people, CONGRATS!

4. what the hell is hand-in 1? why am i getting a grade for something i don't even remember doing? did i not come? and if so, why did no one tell me "hey we had an inclass assignment today?" if we did not have one, why do we get a bad grade by default?

5. that is surprising. i would think they, being zai, would be definite shoo-ins. i mean, considering crappy people are considered too i.e. myself.

maybe they have secret/private interviews which the rest of us don't know about.

6. why do people like to ask wtf questions?

makes me think of the smu clip where person tells group "YOU ARE WRONG.. blahblahblah says" and group has thought bubbles going "WTF... WTF... WTFFFFF."

7. bonitochico has a nice h&m inspired bomber jacket! $30!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*tempted*

8. perhaps honesty/ethical is not the way to go. perhaps resourcefulness is.

cheat and not be caught cheating and look zai after cheating vs. refuse answers, struggle on your own and look chui for not cheating.

times have changed.

9. i think some people have the "TALK TO ME, i'm friendly" vibe while others radiate pure iciness "STAY AWAY, i bite".

guess which one am i?

here's a modification i feel is pretty apt too (for some people) - "TALK TO ME, i'm slutty!"

*rolls eyes* see your slutty face/clothes, enough.

i don't get it; i have never felt the compelling urge to TALK TO YOU! cuz first impression - i hated your face.

10. Ctrl+F function is the bomb!

aunties are very kpo what. cannot ah? i don't believe you don't secretly ctrl+F too.

i can't stand people who admonish people for doing supposedly unethical/kpo stuff when they secretly do it themselves. *rolls eyes at you* losers.

11. baby's back and didn't lose its memory.

THANK GOODNESS!

12. too bad. you should have been kept in your place a long time ago. i am secretly happy at this.

13. i know i'm gonna run up a lot of bad karma for having such mean thoughts. but at least you know i have mean thoughts..unlike sneaky people who pretend to be the epitome of saintliness when they're actually hoping you'd screw up.

if you're not sincere, you shouldn't say it.

i tell people things because i really thought that way. so what if i'm wrong, i really had that impression so i'm telling you.

if i didn't give it much thought, i'd just be like, mmmm... d'no. don't worry. *shrugs* i mean, what do you expect? obviously if:

i didn't think--> i forgot--> i can't give advice--> i can't make you feel better with THE truth--> everyone tries to make people feel better about themselves.

do you know it's bad to lie? unless it's a joke then ok you can be like YEA awesome then laugh about it afterwards. and seriously, can't you tell when i'm suanning you? i mean, i feel i'm very obvious -it's like the obvious version of arm-chior y'know? so if you missed that and then think i'm fake, you're retarded.

14. if i don't help myself, who would.

correction.

i feel that God has helped me so i should do the rest myself. it doesn't make sense for me to destroy my own future just to rebel against... whatever.

15. communication breakdown might cause you to look.. inconsiderate.

especially those due to language barriers. tio stun!

either you knew or you didn't; that's why you asked "What are you laughing at?"

at y'all, obviously.

还真的有点笨.

could you read that? i'm kind; i'll translate - you're really kinda stupid.

there you go. saved you the trouble of altavistababelfish-ing it.

16. i'm still in the midst of deciphering what's so amazing about this person.

true, sometimes i feel the amazing-ness too. but it's all in the mind.

with reality, it all comes crashing down with 'wtf? ERMMM.'

seriously, the industry is NOT attractive at alllllllll. sia lah, wake up your idea!

WORK WORK WORK!