OPI

I don't really paint my nails, true BUT BUT BUT I really planned to get

OPI Ink

& Russian Navy Matte

OK, they actually look the same just that RN is matte and Ink is shimmery.

UPDATE: 15 May 2010 11:54PM

YESYES I sorta realise that Russian Navy Matte looks kinda vile. Looks like what you'd get if you basically, well, dipped your nails in paint or blue cement. In a way, I guess it's rather cool and pictures might not do it enough justice? 

The whole Matte collection is kinda strange actually. 

You have Alpine Snow looking like correction fluid. A really stark white. 

And then there's Gargantuan Green Grape, looking innocently pale here. 

You know what? I actually sort of like it. 

But you do realise that the year of Jade polish is over. This year's all about Taupe. Why? Because Chanel said so. I didn't know Chanel was the authority on nail color. However, it seems that the nail color it sends its models down the runway in, becomes the new IT color.

La Paz-itively Hot is a hot pink. 

Kinda different from your usual shimmery neons.

 

Lincoln Park After Dark looks kinda vile. It's a dark purple, I figure, looking at the bottle. It looks black on the nails though. If you're into the whole goth/vamp attitude...

You Don't Know Jacques

What you'd get if you stuck your hands in mud or cement. 

A unique color for nail lacquer though I'm thinking the original YDKJ wasn't a greyish/muddy color?

All pictures credited to Scrangie, who has a vast collection of nail polish. 

And is pretty skilled at filing and painting nails.