FML

Today, I scalded myself while eating.
How clever.
The super hot filling seeped out and freaking burnt my face and then my finger. Totally unbelievable.
When my finger blistered, my mum was very amazed and said WOWWWWW! you have very thin skin.

%^_*Y%%$#%$#%(&*&$#%$#%$ TOTALLY.
FML.

Today, my brother was climbing out of school because some wiseguy didn't bother unlocking the gates for them kids. And managed to rip his shirt. Good job! At least it wasn't the pants.
FHL.

I REALLY wasn't referring to you NOR hinting at you. So that was like... kinda weird. Now I'm gonna go to bed feeling weird.