Frivolous/Oh I wasn't talking about you!

So old already still so 不正经!
I saw his clubbing/smoky pictures and I'm like *too stunned to laugh* "WTH! Like, seriously VERY disturbing please." *decides to lmao anyway*

I really feel there's an age limit to clubbing. When you're past a certain age, and you're still active, it reeks of trying too hard. Unless you're rich and famous I suppose. OK, I guess all the money and fame can't buy elegance and sophistication.
Anyway, I know it's not a crime to 'have a life' but well, the impression you leave and the impression you suddenly create, just don't go together. It's ridiculous and hilarious.

I'm most tickled when guys go clubbing to 把妹. It's like, so obviously cmi but under the cover of booze and smoke, they can be successful. Moderately maybe. *lmfao* So funny! We can like, pore over their smoky pictures and after the brief stunned amused silence, comment with a vengeance. Really disturbing.
Don't be sensitive please; I might or might not be talking about you.
It's ok; you can make masked barbed comments the next time you talk to me. I will do the same.
HAHA.
Some people will insult you in a roundabout way.
Examples:
"That girl's dress is so lacy; how trashy." *notices you are wearing a lace dress as if for the first time* "OHHH I wasn't talking about you."
"Some people don't have the poise for designer bags. They look like they're carrying fakes; OH I wasn't talking about you!"
"What kind of makeup is that? So much eyeliner; freak!" - "Oh yours is FINE. Nice!"
"Vintage looks like old folk's home curtains please. All those florals; faded and stuff. I also take my curtains and say vintage lor." - "Yours is bohemian right? Florals are in this season :)"
"That shade is so dull. My gawd, who would wear it?" - "Yours is fine. I wasn't talking about you!"
"Bangs are damn dumb la; oh I'm not talking about you!"

Oh whatever. The people making the comments usually are quite cmi themselves. And you smile at them sweetly, no hard feelings, but of course you have a new joke in the works. "Some people will just be hopeless for life, it's so sad; oh I wasn't talking about you!"