Do you know what's friggin' annoying?
PEOPLE NOT READING MY BLOG!
*aghast* DO YOU NOT THINK I WRITE FANTASTICALLY WELL? NO? YOU'RE SO MUCH IN DENIAL DAHLING. I CAN SAFELY SAY THAT IT'S BETTER THAN YOURS ANY DAY, HANDS DOWN, LEFT-RIGHT.
EVEN MORE INCORRIGIBLE ARE THOSE WHO SNEAKILY READ AND DON'T TAG! *annoyed and infinitely upset*
-Enough about that incessant crazed ranting-
University Admissions Talk today at like, 9 in the morning. *traumatised* I HATE WAKING UP EARLY ON WEEKENDS! grrr* By all means call me lazy, I won't deny it. I don't think waking up at like 11am warrants death-row. *shrugs* Anyway despite the talk being a LITTLE too erm, boring... the aftermath was pretty interesting. Like, you see all the people carrying chairs then you go WAH SO MENG! *you cannot quote me on this cos' you DID NOT see it* I'm being mega sarcastic here la! That is, if you haven't already caught on to my sense of humor :) You DO understand what I'm referring to right? Never mind, since nobody reads this and I know it myself, I don't have to go into minute details.
Some were leons trying to act meng. The rest were well, funny people. Haha, gayly walk past. You know what they say about 'ban shi bu zhong, bai shi you yu'. It simplifies to mean you have the intention to help but you don't manage to. Furthermore, you end up being a burden :) How apt a description. I... outdo myself all the friggin' time ain't?
The 2 of them were priceless! ! ! It's like totally, OMG *stun* then WAHHHHH* Impressed sia! Hahaha. NOT. Do they actually know what the other was doing? Maybe both thought *hmmm admirers!* then smug. Later both tell each other,' eh you got see people admiring me not?' Perhaps after that quarrel cuz both insist it's admiring themself. HAHAHA! If this is not priceless, what is? :) Isn't this deja vu? Remember the 2 penguins? Penguin Mummy and Chick? They also confidently thought admiring themselves then EH! WHAT DO YOU MEAN LOOKING AT YOU! *quarrels, breaks, competes* But never mind, they're damn cute la. Not the penguins hor. Quote Chick ".............Hor...........". *Shivers* Sounds perverted. Everything about him cannot be viewed in a positive light. That means very very BAD impression of him to the extent that he's considered the lowest of the low. All the bad things are associated with him. No good intentions at all. Hahaha! Only ulterior motives aplenty.
Speaking of self-confidence. That concourse incident was damn funny. Our 3 leads...let's call them Penguin Chick, Zara and X. *I really dunno how to label X so...* Chick sits there, thought people admiring when they're just innocently looking around. Innocently, really. Gets ignored. Pissed off. Sneaky eyes ALOT. X comes in with leon. Notices as well (why do people always notice? Too confident le la! Tsktsk yao bu de!). Settles right in view and preens. Penguin Chick saw, glowers and bristles. Hahaha! *Might as well fluff up feathers right? Never mind* X confidently assumes that people admiring him without noticing angry Penguin around. To make things worse, Zara appears with handphone permanently attached to ear. Again, another self-confidnet fella. Catwalks around, in front of Penguin somemore. Hence, 3 very self-confident people appearing at the same place at once, all thinking that they're the only 1 worth admiring. HAHAHA! NOT! Only Penguin Chick aware of what's going on :) Amazing! Yes! Throw in Chick tried to wave to grab attention, ignored then glowered more! :)
Oh yes don't you realise there're alot of twins around? Of course, in the case of leons, it's not just twins. What do you call 100 people who look alike? Hahaha. Min commented 'how come your taste that bad? Both same type, look about the same. They probably know each other somemore.' LOL!
Haha then she was going through her saved messages and found all the ancient dodgy friendships messages. Suddenly realised that she sent some strange one to Penguin Chick and had forced me to send the same one as well. Haha. It was horrible! After that, it was like "FUCK! DID I JUST SEND THAT?" Siao diao! One of the biggest regrets la! Apart from the "is there any misunderstanding between us" message. That one is truly priceless! Tried and tested. It doesn't work lor. We've been trying to find another use for it. Such as to teachers when you almost tripped them and they bear grudges, when you say bad things about them and they overheard... you know that kinda thing. HAHAHA! Hell, it'll work. Can you imagine his/her face when this kinda message shows up? From us somemore! Worse la! Probably mutter a curse liao right then showing others and having a good laugh together. Never mind, if it gives you a good laugh. I had a good laugh too. It was truly ridiculous. All marc's fault actually! And leon! If they didn't send it then we wouldn't have taken a leaf from them and send it. Haha. Pushing blame on others.
EH today actually wanted to celebrate with you know you know. I've officially run out of phrases to describe people. Last time was better. Now very uncreative. Just color of bag (red, orange.....), patterns (you also know who la!), hair (who else?), accessories (Penguin Chick's purple bone!) and ya la, that's about it. All the Yamaha, Cousin, Oshape days over!
Oh yes I was very proud of myself on Friday. Why? Cuz I actually managed to TALK audibly without stuttering. HAHA! Elaborate later. It's starting to rain and the rattling against the windows are frightening me!
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