naruwan taiwan

Just got back from Taiwan. The flight took about 4 hours or so, pretty okay I suppose. The older I get, the more pai mia actually. Last time went Australia,Korea dou bu hui feel sick but NOW! Feeling sick at every turn. (I got sick on the bus. Drats!)


7 days of non-stop walking and listening and bore-ing. I'm sad to say that it really didn't live up to my expectations. Are my expectations sky high? Obviously not. I'm a very reasonable person. It's just that what you see there aren't even what's shown on shi zi lu kou and the girls and guys not as goodlooking as those you see on guess or wadeva leh! But their leons significantly better. (HAHAHAHA! Better leons of all things!)


The way Taiwanese speak Mandarin is damn cool. Compared to them, Singaporeans sound very xun and DEAD. Really. It's like, their language is so lively and their slang very interesting.


I wanted to do this in Chinese la but I think HansVision is virusy. KAO! Very the s-u-x de leh!


It was the start of winter over there so OBVIOUSLY, there wasn't much shopping to be done correct? Anyone wanna prove me wrong and ask for gloves and knee high boots and woolen sweaters? Makes sense right! In sunny Singapore, we don't need those things so why would I buy them when I'm in my right mind? HAHAHA. Of course, there are those who don't really think I'm that sane. I admit, at times when I'm with my family, I feel like I'm bordering on terminally insane. Never mind that, I will go into that later if I remember.


I BOUGHT JAY CHOU'S CD! ! !


I had alot to say, to complain, to wax lyrical, to blahblahblah but I'm too tired to think now. Can't remember anything ANYWAY. Basically, I just know that it's not good to run into people you know. Well not exactly know but basically see around. Plus the standard makefun, laugh, sneakyeyes, that kinda stuff. It's okay if you're with a readily available gossip squad but when you're alone, it brings a whole new level to the word 'vulnerable'. LOL. Initially thought "eh quite you yuan sia. so many people hai pian pian peng shang." Later it was more like "omg! suay dao yao ming!"


Holidays are supposed to be a time for relaxation and all things nice and calm. However there's always such a thing as hate at first sight. It's bad enough that I'm stuck with the twits. To add fuel to fire, I HAVE to run into the lezzie twins. My gawd. Don't say I'm fussy and mean. It's true la! Can't say I like her alot. It's more like "KAO!" Bad taste sia. If someone I know kan shang ta zhe zong huo se, I'll just tell him "gao gay suan le."


I wonder if they played basketball on saturday. I wasn't in town ma. (haha TOWN. broadening its meaning literally)Last sat we actually wanted to play BUT BUT BUT the annoying idiots down there aka bengs and pai kias and 6677alumni DON'T LET US! Actually they being the very hao se beings that they are, do welcome girls BUT their actions made edwin think twice. Despite us giving him so much grief all the time, I have to admit he's a good person la. As in, he's actually gentlemanly enough and very protective towards girls. Most guys when they go out with girls (even if not together), they'll just go home separately then don't bother to call to check if they're home. SUX right. Such guys are so... urghh MEI FENG DU! Anyway, I hate guys who just because they're in a big group then like to bully girls. KAO la! I'm not afraid of such people for goodness sake! Ok I lie, I am afraid. Just standing there makes me feel a sudden chill. HAHA right. Anyway we were looking for edwin (playing alone. poor thing) then he was GONE. Later when I asked him where he went, he mumbled something like "oh wo zai bushes hou mian da qiu..." I'm like "ni hen bian tai eh! da qiu jiu da qiu, gan ma yao zai bushes hou mian?" Justified response isn't it? Sorry if I've been having flashing images in my mind, I have a very active imagination you see. That's why 16PF is NOT accurate, who says I have zero imagination. NOT TRUE.


Anyway, December is a bad time to be in Taiwan. It isn't too cold (aircon room) but if it rains then sux lor. Holding umbrella when taking photos is NOT COOL. No clothes to buy either. Not say the prices very cheap either. Who were the funny ones who spread the rumor that you get to buy cheaper clothes in Taiwan? FALSE SIA! Idiots!


Pink is NOT a bimbo colour. It is NOT NOT NOT! Why do people NOT get it at all? Perhaps they are the stupid ones after all. Telling me "oh you like pink ah? So pink leh, so bim-booooo!" KAO! I like leh, cannot ah? Anyway parents...they don't understand too. I told you liao! They are right to say Singaporeans have ZERO dress sense. If you try to stand out, they shoot you down by telling you "eh you're drawing attention to yourself leh. earrings so dangly for what? must so big meh? must wear such long necklaces meh?" All the mehmehmeh. Sheeps eat grass la. Or goats for that matter.


Since I was wearing pink most of the time (my jacket was pink la idiot!), I got the "I think she's dumb. BIMBO-AIRHEAD" tag. Thanks alot. Congratufuckinglations I must say. Yup basically people who don't bother to talk to me thought I'm stupid. Yea I'M STUPID AND THEY'RE PRESIDENT SCHOLARS. You think? Obviously not. Total fools. They say children cannot be rude to adults and blahblahblah. You think I care? Since you think I'm an AHLIAN, I'll freakin act like one lor. Lian enough for you? Although at times I'm very chu lu and all but I'm no ahlian. So you're saying the people I hang out with very lian as well la since we're all the same kind? Thanks ah. Very kind of you. SOOOOOO when they eventually decided let's find out whether she's in ITE or retainee or wadeva, I'm like "OH. Not secondary la, JC" "Which one? Victoria. You know, VJC?" Nobody wanted to broach the subject after that. Defeatist attitudes. Hmpfh.


Parents can be such PAINS at times. You need them to survive but sometimes, they make you wanna slit your wrists. Something like education and stuff. Anyway pathetic twits and lezzie twins aside, there were other stuff to SCREAM about. In frustration obviously. Fast at rubbishy stupid things like *Oh I can't mention this. I've been sworn to secrecy.* Important things like finding seats and all then VERY SLOW. FUCKING FUCKING SLOW! Chao annoying de. Am I very impatient? Not really ma. Then why do I feel like kicking people all the time? Why do I feel like yelling at them all the time? RAH! Blood pressure rising liao le. That's why I say, bordering on the terminally insane. I won't scold you if you're not doing things that I kan bu shun yan. If I bu shuang what you're doing, I have to say it. If I don't, how will you learn? And since you insist that I am stubborn and never admit my mistakes (si dou bu ren), I got it from you. YOU ALSO MA! What I say isn't rubbish all the time, they are pearls of wisdom.


I will complain again next time. Cos' they are disgusting twits and lezzies! ! ! Luckily no running screaming kids. At least the lil' girl likes me :)
Even if I get lame lacklustre responses, I don't care. I'm just happy to be back in Singapore with 12 hour sleeping times and nice beds and no scary shower curtains and friends... You know many people in your life. It's enough to have those who are willing to indulge you in conversation every now and then when you need it. And they talk about things on your wavelength. The rest, zuo zuo er yi, so fake. If you're really desperate lor. If you're gonna slit your wrists if no one talks to you lor (being so inefficient, you'll prolly end up slitting your wrists before getting a response hahaha) Screw it all, I don't give a toss today. Other times, I'll be a moping mess and people will be like "are you OK?" = "Siao la! Going mad again izit?" I did mention that I'm bordering on the terminally insane so cut me some slack alright!


Ta-ra!