Resolutions

Seeing that the NEW YEAR meaning 2006 (duh!) is around the corner and a diminishing corner at that, I guess it's time to make some resolutions that I can friggin' keep. I've thought of some but I can't remember them now and it's Christmas - MERRY XMAS PEOPLE! , so who cares about the bad stuff.


Some 2 hours or so before, my relatives came over to celebrate. Dad had a field day pulling out all our vacation photos to show them. I mean taiwan was alright. But the korea and australia ones, OMG like how ugly can! In my defense, I was still in pri sch and stupid and all and had ZERO fashion sense (not that i have any now but anyway). He proudly told THEM about his little accident too. Shocking! Seeing that they threatened to KILL me if I breathed a word to anyone. Perhaps secretly they were proud of it. Like totally? Parents can be so daft at times. He showed them photos of anesea and i'm like "uh. do they care? it's not like they're in it or anything. later ppl jealous how?" haha WHAT? Everyone friggin' loves my company. NON. Anyway the Melbourne pics Weijian took are like DAMN NICE! Totally postcardish and artistic and. . . NICE! WAH pretty impressive :) I think it's the angles and all lol. Amazing!



Since I've promised myself to be less bitchy in 2006 (an empty promise no less i assure you since without my bitchiness, life will be so drab and pious), can I be bitchy NOW? Who cares? I really need to complain about this.
I like totally, cannot stand people who boast and boast then treat 'lesser mortals' with contempt and pity. We, being in some insignificant ways lesser, don't need this treatment. It really takes 1 to know 1 isn't it? I, being very much normal, cannot tolerate boasting without losing sanity and threatening bodily harm. Many a times, I have exchanged withering gazes with other normal humans when the boasting competition heats up. Often, we'll get lovely people who join in and ban1 out their guang1 rong2 shi3 as well. How glorious and shining their legacy is! Oh my, it's bathing them in a glow that WELL I REALLY CAN'T SEE THEM NOR HEAR THEM ACTUALLY. They are a mirage to me! Incredible! Saving us from torture, thank you so much! A typical boasting session would go like this *ahem*
A: sigh (added dramatic effect and gets everyone's notice)
B: What happened? (fake concern always gets you into some one's good books)
A: Results lor. So LOU-SY! sigh (pretends to look sad then speak louder so that others can hear.)
B: Are you sure? How much did you get?
A: Aiya (with or without square's voice) *inserts mark* ONLY la
B+C+D+....: *chorus like birds* Very high already leh. I only got *inserts respective marks*
A: *half beams then fake humble* OHH but hor, it's a low A
C: But it's still A right! Quite good already, next time work harder lor (fake encouraging, actually thinking WTF BITCH!)
A: (fake nice) Oh THANKS AH! I guess ya la, this time I only studied for *inserts absurd short span of time i.e the day before*
D: (hypocritically) WAH studied for *insert previous said absurd short span of time) and got A already! So smart! (...and I wish I could throttle you...but no voicing that out)
A: *basking in attention then fake modest* It was nothing (gives beauty queen smile)


Like WTF, so so so disgusting! And if you're gonna get all shirty on me AND protest, that's just SO exaggerated, we are nice people and we would never dream of engaging in such hypocritical behavior! *whines whines whines* By protesting, you ARE already 1 step in engaging in said hypocritical behavior. I am NOT exaggerating. It does happen and it's madness! Perhaps they do enjoy the boasting contests so that people will know A got 1st in some maths competition, B got some award in some competition, C got this and that and so on and so forth. Who FUCKING cares?


I could have sworn I heard some wispy voices suggesting "she is SO jealous lah!" Hahaha and hardihahaha :) That's an excellent one. Do I need to boast about my achievements? Obviously not. When people ask me, I just say "oh not much la". Who cares whether people think I'm an achievement-less crazy shallow bitch? I don't give a damn really. They can continue revelling in their respective guang rong shi(s).


Those who cannot be deemed pretty in any ways thinkable and has ONLY achievements which they remind you of every chance they get, people like THIS bugs me a whole friggin lot. And the scary thing, they have makebelieve relationships. That is unbelievably surreal! Like totally NOT COOL but people like them any-way. Takes 1 to know 1 like I've said before.



Enough bitching for 1 night. I just bought like 3 tops today and they are so nice! Hahaha yea right they're just plain stuff wth.
They really have differing opinions from me. When people comment that "Hey I like your figure!" I feel compelled to list out to them all the bad things about my figure. The first being "Hello-o, I'm like, FAT?" And they'll be like "No you're not." I'll be "I am" Then it'll be a round of "I am, you're not". Tiring job really. That day at amk was like comparing and all then complaining a whole fucking lot. Girls being girls and vain girls at that. Parents CANNOT stand us, they'll be like "So vain! Thin le still say fat! Flat everywhere very nice ah?" Of course nice lah. Haha I know I have weird ideas. ANYWAY. Merry xmas and a happy new year!